Wysteria World Census

The World Census recorded sales of fizzy syrup water in order to determine which nations have the largest beverage industries.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 141^st in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee	Capitalist Paradise	“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
2.	The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels	Compulsory Consumerist State	“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
3.	The Dominion of Complete Bastards	Iron Fist Consumerists	“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
4.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalizt	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
5.	The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian Wasteland	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!”
6.	The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
7.	The Republic of Miratejo	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!”
8.	The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze	Capitalizt	“Then he showed those men of will what will really was.”
9.	The Allmighty Power of Nak nak	Compulsory Consumerist State	“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
10.	The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI	Compulsory Consumerist State	“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”