WysteriaWorld Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in Wysteria

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 531st in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
2.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
3.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
4.The Grotesque Playground of MackintoshCorporate Police State“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
5.The Grand Duchy of MarldeepInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Eh, whatever”
6.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalist Paradise“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
7.The United States of Wars ForeverCorporate Police State“War”
8.The Disputed Territories of ObstinacyCorrupt Dictatorship“Per freta hactenus negata”
9.The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian WastelandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!”
10.The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The BruceNew York Times Democracy“There is a Dream, Dreaming Us.”
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