WysteriaWorld Census

The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in Wysteria

The World Census conducted frenzied haggling with fishmongers in order to determine which nations have the largest fishing industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of Complete BastardsIron Fist Consumerists“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
2.The Grotesque Playground of MackintoshCompulsory Consumerist State“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
3.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
4.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
5.The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The BruceNew York Times Democracy“There is a Dream, Dreaming Us.”
6.The Nation of AmerisimDemocratic Socialists“For the greater good”
7.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
8.The Republic of MiratejoCompulsory Consumerist State“Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!”
9.The Dominion of The CaptainCorporate Police State“A friendly place for the upper class”
10.The Republic of A chip and Fish ShopMoralistic Democracy“Fish and Chips”
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