Windows World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Windows is ranked 6,043^rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Dizzy Flying Saucers of Doom of Frisbeeteria	Capitalizt	“Death to all Fanatics!”
2.	The Jagged Shores and Pink Seas of D046	Democratic Socialists	“Mood: Lucky to be here today; tickled pink I tell ya”
3.	The Lucky Walled Moonbase of D072	Father Knows Best State	“Eyes sparkle as the black tail wags the Neko”
4.	The Open and Shut Case of D063	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“We are tickled pink and merry”
5.	The Holy Wall of Windows of TheDefenestrator	Moralistic Democracy	“Pink Bodies Asplode When They Splatter”
6.	The Pies are too hot of D038	Iron Fist Consumerists	“I have a festive red Santa hat”
7.	The Hovering Kestrel of D042	Father Knows Best State	“bluelucky”
8.	The Android Transformation of D056	Moralistic Democracy	“mooredsparklemerry”
9.	The Unholy Underwall Underhell of D026	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Don't pick the dandelion that sparkles until it ripens.”
10.	The Mirror Mirror on the Wall of D011	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Jolly pink and purple circles spin in my brains”

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