Walmington on SeaWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Walmington on Sea

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Walmington on Sea is ranked 1,772nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Wilkshire Colony of Captain MainwaringMoralistic Democracy“You stupid boy!”
2.The Fiefdom of Private FrazerCorporate Bordello“We're doomed!”
3.The Free Land of Private WalkerCivil Rights Lovefest“Anyone need any petrol coupons?”
4.The Principality of Private PikeNew York Times Democracy“I'll tell Mum!”
5.The Constitutional Monarchy of Sergeant WilsonDemocratic Socialists“Do you think that's wise, Sir?”
6.The Queendom of Lance Cpl JonesLiberal Democratic Socialists“They don't like it up em!”
7.The Community of Private GodfreyDemocratic Socialists“Can I be excused?”