Walmington on Sea World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Walmington on Sea is ranked 17,767^th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Constitutional Monarchy of Sergeant Wilson	Democratic Socialists	“Do you think that's wise, Sir?”
2.	The Free Land of Private Walker	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Anyone need any petrol coupons?”
3.	The Principality of Private Pike	New York Times Democracy	“I'll tell Mum!”
4.	The Community of Private Godfrey	Democratic Socialists	“Can I be excused?”
5.	The Fiefdom of Private Frazer	Corporate Bordello	“We're doomed!”
6.	The Queendom of Lance Cpl Jones	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“They don't like it up em!”
7.	The Wilkshire Colony of Captain Mainwaring	Moralistic Democracy	“You stupid boy!”

Walmington on SeaWorld Census