Walmington on Sea World Census

World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Community of Private Godfrey	Democratic Socialists	“Can I be excused?”
2.	The Queendom of Lance Cpl Jones	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“They don't like it up em!”
3.	The Free Land of Private Walker	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Anyone need any petrol coupons?”
4.	The Constitutional Monarchy of Sergeant Wilson	Democratic Socialists	“Do you think that's wise, Sir?”
5.	The Principality of Private Pike	New York Times Democracy	“I'll tell Mum!”
6.	The Fiefdom of Private Frazer	Corporate Bordello	“We're doomed!”
7.	The Wilkshire Colony of Captain Mainwaring	Moralistic Democracy	“You stupid boy!”

Walmington on SeaWorld Census