VaticanWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Vatican

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Vatican is ranked 8,377th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The High Security Prison of ReReAnneCorporate Police State“Obey or Die”
2.The Deep Dark Nest of The Avian BrotherhoodIron Fist Consumerists“Tweet. Tweet, tweet. Oh, tweet, tweet, tweet.”
3.The Little Commonwealth of Saint TheresaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Peace, my children.”
4.The Theocracy of The Holy Roman EmpireIron Fist Consumerists“Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser”
5.The Empire of The AzoriansInoffensive Centrist Democracy“God, Homeland, Liberty”
6.The Catholic Kingdom of Pied PiperlandiaCompulsory Consumerist State“The sentry of Vatican”
7.The Failed Ideas of Liberal fightersCapitalist Paradise“Taxing the citizens to bankroll the lazy.”
8.The Democratic Republic of VicinaleneoDemocratic Socialists“Conquestum ad Felicitatem”
9.The Completely Hippy Free Land of BeathaDemocratic Socialists“Is Mise Puipéad”
10.The Palm Tree Paradise of The Pink FeatherInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Think Pink”
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