The Fattest Citizens in Vatican
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Vatican is ranked 8,377th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The High Security Prison of ReReAnne | Corporate Police State | “Obey or Die” | |
2. | The Deep Dark Nest of The Avian Brotherhood | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Tweet. Tweet, tweet. Oh, tweet, tweet, tweet.” | |
3. | The Little Commonwealth of Saint Theresa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Peace, my children.” | |
4. | The Theocracy of The Holy Roman Empire | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Gott erhalte Franz den Kaiser” | |
5. | The Empire of The Azorians | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
6. | The Catholic Kingdom of Pied Piperlandia | Compulsory Consumerist State | “The sentry of Vatican” | |
7. | The Failed Ideas of Liberal fighters | Capitalist Paradise | “Taxing the citizens to bankroll the lazy.” | |
8. | The Democratic Republic of Vicinaleneo | Democratic Socialists | “Conquestum ad Felicitatem” | |
9. | The Completely Hippy Free Land of Beatha | Democratic Socialists | “Is Mise Puipéad” | |
10. | The Palm Tree Paradise of The Pink Feather | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Think Pink” |