United StatesWorld Census

The Most Authoritarian in United States

World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The BS Detector of October SurprisePsychotic Dictatorship“SURPRISE!”
2.The Boundless Vault of Batroc the LeaperCorrupt Dictatorship“Very clevair, mon capitaine! But not clevair enough!”
3.The Dictatorship of Kim JongIlIron Fist Consumerists“United State is Axis Evil ”
4.The Inevitable Victory of The InsurgencyIron Fist Consumerists“We've got nothing but time.”
5.The Wootin Hootin Fig Newton of Rootin Tootin PutinPsychotic Dictatorship“Yeehaw!”
6.The All-American Whimsy of Orion NebulaPsychotic Dictatorship“In the heart or in the head I won't stay dead”
7.The Kingdom of KissindraIron Fist Consumerists“NAPLAM, NAPALM, NAPALM!”
8.The Mouse Licker of Galley CatCorrupt Dictatorship“Yo ho ho and a kettle of fish!”
9.The Bitter Twang of Lemon ChickenPsychotic Dictatorship“Pucker up.”
10.The Rogue Nation of DSN68Psychotic Dictatorship“By The People For The People”
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