United States World Census

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, United States is ranked 15,247^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF of Salty Dog	New York Times Democracy	“ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF.”
2.	The Early French Chief of Sitting Bull	Democratic Socialists	“It is not necessary for eagles to be crows.”
3.	The Hip Hop Pioneer of Cozmo D	Psychotic Dictatorship	“I came to rock the human race.”
4.	The Awe-Inspiring Leadership of PresidentJacquesChirac	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“One can go to war alone,but you can't build peace alone”
5.	The 4 Calling Birds of 3 French Hens	Left-Leaning College State	“Hens like to cluck.”
6.	The United States of Hillary Clinton	New York Times Democracy	“Motto awaiting legislation”
7.	The Unincorporated Territory of US Virgin Islands	Anarchy	“United in Pride and Hope”
8.	The State of Delaware	Anarchy	“Liberty and Independence”
9.	The Democratic Republic of Minnesota	Anarchy	“Land of 10,000 lakes”
10.	The Oppressed Peoples of The American Indian	New York Times Democracy	“Go Home Paleface”

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