United Otter Emirates World Census

The Fattest Citizens in United Otter Emirates

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, United Otter Emirates is ranked 174th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Zombie Dominion of Molson IcelandFather Knows Best State“Moo”
2.The Conch Republic of VinVachiaCivil Rights Lovefest“Be happy, or not...whatever”
3.The Protectorate of FirebrandingtonScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Where we bow down to our Xbox Overlords”