United Otter Emirates World Census

World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.

As a region, United Otter Emirates is ranked 211^th in the world for Most Armed.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland	Father Knows Best State	“Moo”
2.	The Protectorate of Firebrandington	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Where we bow down to our Xbox Overlords”
3.	The Conch Republic of VinVachia	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Be happy, or not...whatever”