The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in United Otter Emirates
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Protectorate of Firebrandington | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Where we bow down to our Xbox Overlords” | |
2. | The Zombie Dominion of Molson Iceland | Father Knows Best State | “Moo” | |
3. | The Conch Republic of VinVachia | Left-Leaning College State | “Be happy, or not...whatever” |