Union of Christian Nations World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Allied States of Doughworld	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Fly high pizza pie”
2.	The Republic of Zhamojc	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Polskim - panem, litewski - chamie”
3.	The Allied States of Saint Carson	Democratic Socialists	“Freedom is inevitable.”
4.	The Grand Duchy of Norfshire	Father Knows Best State	“'Nuff Said, simple as”
5.	The Theocracy of Nueva Santa de El Sol	Authoritarian Democracy	“Ave Christus Salvator, domine omnium!”
6.	The Grand Duchy of Tartus	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Deus vult”
7.	The Devout Republic of Gilead	New York Times Democracy	“His Will Be Done”
8.	The Bishopric of Turbessel	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Deus vult”
9.	The Principality of Tiberias	New York Times Democracy	“Deus lo vult”
10.	The He is Risen of Christ	Libertarian Police State	“He is Risen”

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