The Fattest Citizens in Union of Autonomous Nations
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Union of Autonomous Nations is ranked 188th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The United States of Capitalusia | Anarchy | “Doing capitalism right.” | |
2. | The Holy Green Lands of The Dark Lawn | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Pratum omnia vincit” | |
3. | The Democratic Republic of Alelusia | Left-wing Utopia | “Doing socialism right.” |