UnderworldWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Underworld

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Underworld is ranked 5,513th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Great Pit of The InfernumCompulsory Consumerist State“There is no mercy in Hell.”
2.The Red and yellow flippy flops of I do not give a flipAnarchy“We don't give a flippin flip”
3.The Holy Empire of Order of the Black WormPsychotic Dictatorship“Their bones will rise as our servants”
4.The Galactic Empire of Death Star RebornCompulsory Consumerist State“I am Reborn.”
5.The Cosmic Epanastocracy of Pandaemonia LyricaliaBenevolent Dictatorship“The mind is its own place...”
6.The Here Come The Drums of I Am The MasterBenevolent Dictatorship“Here come the drums!”
7.The On a long enough timeline of I am Jacks Cold SweatAnarchy“This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time.”
8.The Evil Sith Dominion of Vader Knows Best 7Benevolent Dictatorship“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”
9.The Republic of Southern CastsatingwaltinCapitalist Paradise“Strength Through Freedom”
10.The Kingdom of Radiation Demon 7Compulsory Consumerist State“That's what you get, working with a demon.”
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