Turkic UnionWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in Turkic Union

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Memleket of Qazaq EliInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Sabaqtastyq, Ädıldık, Örleu”
2.The Republic of KazbekistanAnarchy“The Strength is in The Justice”
3.The Nation of UbekibekibekibekistanstanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Aymahn - Fahn - Sahvdoh [Faith - Science - Trade]”
4.The Emirate of GurkaniyanMoralistic Democracy“In rectitude lies salvation”
5.The Republic of KyrzbekistanTyranny by Majority“We exist.”
6.The Dictatorship of Turk KhanateIron Fist Consumerists“The Eternal State”
7.The Nomadic Peoples of Sari Tepelerin UlkesiDemocratic Socialists“Sonsuza Kadar Ileriye”
8.The Federal Republic of AzabimidjanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Адалэт, Вера, Азади”
9.The Khaganate of Turanian UtopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Against the tyranny of majority,long live Khaganate!”