The Fattest Citizens in Turkic Union
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Memleket of Qazaq Eli | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Sabaqtastyq, Ädıldık, Örleu” | |
2. | The Republic of Kazbekistan | Anarchy | “The Strength is in The Justice” | |
3. | The Nation of Ubekibekibekibekistanstan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Aymahn - Fahn - Sahvdoh [Faith - Science - Trade]” | |
4. | The Emirate of Gurkaniyan | Moralistic Democracy | “In rectitude lies salvation” | |
5. | The Republic of Kyrzbekistan | Tyranny by Majority | “We exist.” | |
6. | The Dictatorship of Turk Khanate | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The Eternal State” | |
7. | The Nomadic Peoples of Sari Tepelerin Ulkesi | Democratic Socialists | “Sonsuza Kadar Ileriye” | |
8. | The Federal Republic of Azabimidjan | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Адалэт, Вера, Азади” | |
9. | The Khaganate of Turanian Utopia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Against the tyranny of majority,long live Khaganate!” |