The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
2. | The Dominion of PapaJacky | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra” | |
3. | The Congressional Republic of Silentiorum | Left-wing Utopia | “Libertas Omnis, Paritas Omnis, Boni Omnis” | |
4. | The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Democratic Socialists | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” | |
5. | The Scientific Collectives of Frenequesta | Left-Leaning College State | “Excelsior in Weisheit” | |
6. | The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky | Left-wing Utopia | “Amō Amōrem” | |
7. | The Third Social Alliance of Verben | Democratic Socialists | “Freedom must be protected at all cost!” | |
8. | The Temporal Paradox of Aikion | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Time changes, Time stagnates ” | |
9. | The Citizenship of Zepther | Democratic Socialists | “Protection, Production, Persona” | |
10. | The Generous Roots of Yuletide Yggdrasil | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Roast Boar, Warm Bread, Mulled Wine” |