The West PacificWorld Census

The Nudest in the West Pacific

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, the West Pacific is ranked 11,178th in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federal Republic of JablokoLiberal Democratic Socialists“I would not. Would you?”
2.The Community of Revachol westDemocratic Socialists“From Many, One”
3.The Grand Duchy of WisdommiaNew York Times Democracy“Trust the science.”
4.The Oppressed Peoples of Cuterebra emasculatorDemocratic Socialists“Bzzt bzzt”
5.The Democratic Republic of DrilCorporate Bordello“Carpe Diem”
6.The Kingdom of GiovannilandCorporate Bordello“Viva Giovanniterra!”
7.The Dictatorship of EdgervilleCorrupt Dictatorship“I will lead us to prosperity”
8.The Incorporated States of Archeno-webFather Knows Best State“Bone and Blood, Roots and Fungi”
9.The Rogue Nation of Black LagoonInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Amen, hallelujah and peanut butter.”
10.The Matriarchy of Beach SomanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“42”
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