The West Pacific World Census

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, the West Pacific is ranked 19,996^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Holy Empire of Haedlia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“For the blessed nation!”
2.	The Shogunate of Wakoshima	Iron Fist Consumerists	“The way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.”
3.	The Most Serene Republic of Emmelinicks	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Like a willow, I can bend”
4.	The Oppressed Peoples of Cuterebra emasculator	Democratic Socialists	“Bzzt bzzt”
5.	The Free Democratic Republic of Everywhere Else	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Obliviscatur eius”
6.	The Invasive scent of Oil Paints	Psychotic Dictatorship	“You can smell us two houses over”
7.	The Cornfields of Nazvanda	Iron Fist Consumerists	“You suck, im better”
8.	The Basket Case of Kerkermeister	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Stay”
9.	The Republic of King of the Trees	Democratic Socialists	“Growing alongside nature”
10.	The Archipelago of Con Nihawitan	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Peace and Justice”

The West PacificWorld Census