The Fattest Citizens in the West Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the West Pacific is ranked 11,562nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Combined Corporations of Win Mints | Anarchy | “Noli me tangere” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Haedlia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “For the blessed nation!” | |
| 3. |  The Police State of Steveoville | Corporate Police State | “All Hail Steve!” | |
| 4. |  The Rogue Nation of Cavaotina | Anarchy | “Don't give us that look.” | |
| 5. |  The Imperium of Of mannn | Corporate Police State | “Suffer not the alien to live.” | |
| 6. |  The Kingdom of Giovanniland | Corporate Bordello | “Viva Giovanniterra!” | |
| 7. |  The Grumpy Old Sage of Mediobogdum | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Let Them Eat Pizza!” | |
| 8. |  The Right Wing Utopia of Ozoi | Iron Fist Consumerists | “☢ What a wonderful day to go to the liquor store! ☢” | |
| 9. |  The Empire of Nas Crustium | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Mundus Lucet in Lumine Imperatoris” | |
| 10. |  The Big Soft Paws of Adaia | Corporate Police State | “祇園精舍の鐘の声、諸行無常の響きあり。 娑羅双樹の花の色、盛者必衰の理をあらはす。” |
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