The Union of Religious Nations World Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Union of Religious Nations

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Union of Religious Nations is ranked 747th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Rogue Nation of JEW VolunteersCorporate Police State“DEAR LEADER IS MOST BEAUTIFUL AND GLORIOUS”
2.The Constituent Kingdom of Judea of Die JudenCorporate Police State“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
3.The Confederacy of LowcountConservative Democracy“My God, My Home, My Treasured!”
4.The People's Republic of Gorbachev WazwrightScandinavian Liberal Paradise“President Gorbachev was right!”
5.The Commune of NDFFFCorrupt Dictatorship“Strength Through Compliance”
6.The Soviet Union of Stalin WazwrightPsychotic Dictatorship“Stalin was right!”
7.The Federal Republic of AnarrchyyiaIron Fist Consumerists“Twirling Toward Freedom”
8.The Democratic Republic of The Gandhistani RemnantDemocratic Socialists“Workers of the World, Unite!”