The Fattest Citizens in The Union of Religious Nations
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Union of Religious Nations is ranked 747th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Rogue Nation of JEW Volunteers||Corporate Police State||“DEAR LEADER IS MOST BEAUTIFUL AND GLORIOUS”|
|2.||The Constituent Kingdom of Judea of Die Juden||Corporate Police State||“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”|
|3.||The Confederacy of Lowcount||Conservative Democracy||“My God, My Home, My Treasured!”|
|4.||The People's Republic of Gorbachev Wazwright||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“President Gorbachev was right!”|
|5.||The Commune of NDFFF||Corrupt Dictatorship||“Strength Through Compliance”|
|6.||The Soviet Union of Stalin Wazwright||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Stalin was right!”|
|7.||The Federal Republic of Anarrchyyia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Twirling Toward Freedom”|
|8.||The Democratic Republic of The Gandhistani Remnant||Democratic Socialists||“Workers of the World, Unite!”|