The South PacificWorld Census

The Most Primitive in the South Pacific

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 21,710th in the world for Most Primitive.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Disputed Lands of East green IsraelPsychotic Dictatorship“No man know what the future holds.”
2.The Islamic People's Republic of BlothiaTyranny by Majority“Lā ʾilāha ʾillā Llāh, Muḥammadur rasūlu Llāh.”
3.The Borderlands of ForrealzPsychotic Dictatorship“Idk”
4.The Sad People of FiHamiAuthoritarian Democracy“Fri Hani”
5.The Weird Creatures of The WeirdigoPsychotic Dictatorship“Not to be mistaken for Wendigos”
6.The Free Land of WooshkInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Many such cases.”
7.The Theocratic Papal Legacy of Saint RomaliaPsychotic Dictatorship“For Our Saint, Romalia!”
8.The Free Land of North Kazunoko IslandDemocratic Socialists“Smile!”
9.The Free Land of Nature and PeopleLiberal Democratic Socialists“For the Mother Nature”
10.The Kingdom of MedievistanIron Fist Consumerists“We shall preserve the way”
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