The Most Secular in the South Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 5,804th in the world for Most Secular.
|1.||The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican||Democratic Socialists||“Whatever, I do what I want”|
|2.||The Republic of Kiasu-ism||Democratic Socialists||“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”|
|3.||The PS2 Puppet of Heliosphere||Democratic Socialists||“Stop reading my motto!”|
|4.||The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies||Democratic Socialists||“Vote monkey, get monkey”|
|5.||The Panda of Pencil Sharpeners 2||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Stop reading my motto!”|
|6.||The Technocracy of The Clockwork Republic||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“The Way Forward”|
|7.||The Federal Republic of West green Israel||Left-wing Utopia||“For greener future”|
|8.||The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso||Capitalist Paradise||“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”|
|9.||The United Socialist States of Emailistan||Left-wing Utopia||“Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All”|
|10.||The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Insufficient experience to get experience”|