The South Pacific World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 15,056^th in the world for Highest Drug Use.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Thievery of Alice Parker	Anarchy	“Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.”
2.	The Retrieval Specialism of Eliot Spencer	Anarchy	“Parker's a psycho bomb in a cute little package”
3.	The Dominion of Ram2	Anarchy	“Free”
4.	The United States of Milof	Anarchy	“Round and round”
5.	The PS2 Puppet of Pallidonia	Anarchy	“Stop reading my motto!”
6.	The Borderlands of Nothreen	Anarchy	“...”
7.	The All Inclusive 🌈 and 💜 of Jehenna	Left-wing Utopia	“We Love❤️ You just the way You are!”
8.	The Free Land of New Nat	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Let's Dance”
9.	The Republic of Garafraxa	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Strength Through Compliance”
10.	The Most Serene Republic of PEPEP	Civil Rights Lovefest	“In Donie we trust.”