The South Pacific World Census

The Smartest Citizens in the South Pacific

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 8,999th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Armed Republic of Crazed monkiesDemocratic Socialists“Vote monkey, get monkey”
2.The Technocracy of The Clockwork RepublicScandinavian Liberal Paradise“The Way Forward”
3.The PS2 Puppet of HeliosphereAuthoritarian Democracy“Stop reading my motto!”
4.The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick GollinicanDemocratic Socialists“Whatever, I do what I want”
5.The Federal Republic of West green IsraelLeft-wing Utopia“For greener future”
6.The Dracocracy of TheorinNew York Times Democracy“We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.”
7.The United Socialist States of EmailistanCivil Rights Lovefest“Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All”
8.The Republic of Kiasu-ismInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”
9.The Valkyrian Republic of QvaitLeft-wing Utopia“Peace, Freedom, and Democracy”
10.The Commonwealth of United States of VietnamLeft-wing Utopia“We're not Việt Cộng”
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