The South PacificWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in the South Pacific

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 8,360th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Armed Republic of Crazed monkiesLiberal Democratic Socialists“Vote monkey, get monkey”
2.The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of HeliospherePsychotic Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
3.The Federal Republic of West green IsraelLiberal Democratic Socialists“For greener future”
4.The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick GollinicanDemocratic Socialists“Whatever, I do what I want”
5.The United Socialist States of EmailistanScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All”
6.The Republic of Kiasu-ismInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”
7.The Free Land of PrivatoreInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Desperate, but not helpless.”
8.The Dracocracy of TheorinDemocratic Socialists“We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.”
9.The Valkyrian Republic of QvaitLeft-wing Utopia“Peace, Freedom, and Democracy”
10.The ENDORSE TEPERTOPIA of Pencil Sharpeners 2Compulsory Consumerist State“Stop Reading My Motto!”
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