The South PacificWorld Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in the South Pacific

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 5,259th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2Father Knows Best State“Stop Reading My Motto!”
2.The Free Land of PrivatoreInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Desperate, but not helpless.”
3.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCompulsory Consumerist State“With oysters we thrive!”
4.The Hive of DelthorensdaleLeft-Leaning College State“Nurture.”
5.The Unified Lands of RestartAllInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Embrace the Unknown”
6.The Republic of Kiasu-ismDemocratic Socialists“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”
7.The Armed Republic of SprinklerCorporate Police State“To rule and opress”
8.The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious PaperclipsIron Fist Consumerists“Insufficient experience to get experience”
9.The Armed Republic of Crazed monkiesDemocratic Socialists“Vote monkey, get monkey”
10.The Commonwealth of United States of VietnamLeft-wing Utopia“We're not Việt Cộng”
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