The South PacificWorld Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the South Pacific

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 5,826th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Wastelands of NothreenCorporate Bordello“My way or the highway”
2.The Seafood Paradise of KohrArCompulsory Consumerist State“With oysters we thrive!”
3.The Kingdom of DarkmenCorporate Police State“gold or lead”
4.The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2Father Knows Best State“Stop Reading My Motto!”
5.The Unwavering Love of Land With Lots of ShrimpAnarchy“Can I trade in the children for more cash?”
6.The Armed Republic of SprinklerCorporate Police State“To rule and opress”
7.The Red Panda Clan of SyvaniAnarchy“Force of Togetherness”
8.The Republic of OlongonAnarchy“You Can't Stop Progress”
9.The Please Push Up Endorse Cap of Hong Kong Kowloon and New TerritoriesAnarchy“Make Hong Kong great again”
10.The Slab follower of Drew DurrnilAnarchy“literally jesus christ”
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