The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 11,387th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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21. | The Republic of Spa Ill Atand | Psychotic Dictatorship | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
22. | The Range in Front of The Front Range | Corporate Police State | “Diamonds are forever” | |
23. | The United States of Dignic Freuraternia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
24. | The Free Land of Orgazma | Anarchy | “Freedom, Love and Ecstasy” | |
25. | The Community of Psykorea | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Yo” | |
26. | The Hail slab of Pacific Shores | Anarchy | “The sunniest place on Earth!” | |
27. | The Socialist People's Republic of Myhomecountry | Father Knows Best State | “Motto” | |
28. | The Colony of Psychorea | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Obu gobu” | |
29. | The Republic of Oreo States | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Might Makes Right” | |
30. | The Union of City States Nation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Terra novum et caelum” |