The South PacificWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 11,387th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Republic of Spa Ill AtandPsychotic Dictatorship“God, Homeland, Liberty”
22.The Range in Front of The Front RangeCorporate Police State“Diamonds are forever”
23.The United States of Dignic FreuraterniaPsychotic Dictatorship“You Can't Stop Progress”
24.The Free Land of OrgazmaAnarchy“Freedom, Love and Ecstasy”
25.The Community of PsykoreaPsychotic Dictatorship“Yo”
26.The Hail slab of Pacific ShoresAnarchy“The sunniest place on Earth!”
27.The Socialist People's Republic of MyhomecountryFather Knows Best State“Motto”
28.The Colony of PsychoreaIron Fist Consumerists“Obu gobu”
29.The Republic of Oreo StatesCivil Rights Lovefest“Might Makes Right”
30.The Union of City States NationInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Terra novum et caelum”
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