The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in the South Pacific
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 5,411th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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|12.||The Imperial Free City of Aschenburg||Capitalist Paradise||“Sit Nomine Digna”|
|13.||The Potatoes the Pope has little of Moths with headphones||Corporate Bordello||“Hawaii, he he he”|
|14.||The Lionborn Empire of Relenbar||Corporate Bordello||“Capitalism as its finest”|
|15.||The Unwavering Love of Land With Lots of Shrimp||Anarchy||“Can I trade in the children for more cash?”|
|16.||The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors Paradiso||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”|
|17.||The Republic of Maphia||Benevolent Dictatorship||“Motto”|
|18.||The Confederacy of Tyflugian||Capitalist Paradise||“Deal with it”|
|19.||The Armed Republic of Zaelith||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Don't quote me on this...”|
|20.||The Empire of Hamronica||Benevolent Dictatorship||“Mahnamahna”|