The Smartest Citizens in The Slave Guilds
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, The Slave Guilds is ranked 779th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Disputed Territories of Schala | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Bound to serve our masters.” | |
2. | The Plantation of Naughty Slave Girls | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “If all else fails, give her the whip” | |
3. | The Republic of San Marino Red | Capitalist Paradise | “2017” | |
4. | The Republic of West Axeton | Father Knows Best State | “Violence Solves Everything” | |
5. | The Colony of Kilgrave and Jessie | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Nothing but Trouble” | |
6. | The Queendom of The Doctor and Lolita | Mother Knows Best State | “Do as I say and you *won't* get hurt” | |
7. | The Rogue Nation of Slave Girl Island | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I *OWN*you” |