The Slave GuildsWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in The Slave Guilds

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, The Slave Guilds is ranked 779th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Disputed Territories of SchalaCorrupt Dictatorship“Bound to serve our masters.”
2.The Plantation of Naughty Slave GirlsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“If all else fails, give her the whip”
3.The Republic of San Marino RedCapitalist Paradise“2017”
4.The Republic of West AxetonFather Knows Best State“Violence Solves Everything”
5.The Colony of Kilgrave and JessieCorrupt Dictatorship“Nothing but Trouble”
6.The Queendom of The Doctor and LolitaMother Knows Best State“Do as I say and you *won't* get hurt”
7.The Rogue Nation of Slave Girl IslandIron Fist Consumerists“I *OWN*you”