The Fattest Citizens in The Sands
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Croupier of The Sands Casino | Capitalist Paradise | “Place your bets, please” | |
2. | The AWOL Soldiers of Lyrical Gambling Brigade | Left-wing Utopia | “Just one more deal...” | |
3. | The Sentai Team of PR Turbo | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Shift into turbo!” |