The SandsWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in The Sands

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Croupier of The Sands CasinoCapitalist Paradise“Place your bets, please”
2.The AWOL Soldiers of Lyrical Gambling BrigadeLeft-wing Utopia“Just one more deal...”
3.The Sentai Team of PR TurboIron Fist Consumerists“Shift into turbo!”