The World World Census

The Highest Economic Output in the World

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexasCivil Rights Lovefest“Home of Big Tex! You Want Cheese On That?”
2.The United Star Empire of ValinonCapitalizt“Mit Mut zu schützen”
3.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
4.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelPsychotic Dictatorship“Get Outa Here!!”
5.The Despotic Dictatorship of DespoticaniaCorrupt Dictatorship“God was a dream of good government.”
6.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCompulsory Consumerist State“In J.R. We Trust”
7.The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of TorpidityDemocratic Socialists“I'm lazy, go discipline yourself”
8.The Nomadic Legion of CrucilandAuthoritarian Democracy“Avur Elohim, memshala, gam kavod!”
9.The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious PaperclipsIron Fist Consumerists“Insufficient experience to get experience”
10.The Dominion of KingdiniumIron Fist Consumerists“Nulla tenaci invia est via”
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