The Rejected Realms World Census

The Fattest Citizens in the Rejected Realms

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, the Rejected Realms is ranked 9,111th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dictatorship of Brotherhood of nodCorporate Police State“Peace through Power”
2.The Armed Republic of Knowwear in YoutopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Give pea... ummm... war a chance.”
3.The Free Land of Chris HallIron Fist Consumerists“Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ”
4.The Free Land of The Objectivist CommonwealthAnarchy“Man is an end in himself.”
5.The Commonwealth of MonianoliCapitalist Paradise“In Money we trust”
6.The Plutocratic Banana Republic of ZerentopiaCorporate Police State“The time to buy is when there's blood in the streets”
7.The Christmas Planes of Eternal Dam NationCorporate Bordello“EternalDamNation!!!!!!11!1!?one1!!!”
8.The Dominion of DementistanFather Knows Best State“We choose THAT option”
9.The Holy Orange Primitocracy of Western ScientificumIron Fist Consumerists“Please don't go to our eastern neighbors, alright?”
10.The Corporate Divisions of Obvious Extra VoteCorporate Police State“Mmm, yummy..”
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