The Rejected RealmsWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in the Rejected Realms

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

NationWA CategoryMotto
31.The Zombie Apocalypse Horror of World War ZCapitalist Paradise“I'm always up for meeting another veteran of Yonkers”
32.The Nomadic Peoples of Vanna tallinnCorporate Police State“To the rich go the spoils”
33.The Oppressed Peoples of Oof Boy DreamIron Fist Consumerists“I’m the best boy; I’m a better boy than you!”
34.The United Economic Republic of BoloshniyaIron Fist Consumerists“When all else fails, there's always money”
35.The Paste Factory Orphans of DeadcatistanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“That's what you get for not having an education!”
36.The Eternal Dread Empire of LederlandCorrupt Dictatorship“Volo. Accipere. Habet.”
37.The Free Land of Ancap DystopiaAnarchy“The roads are broke, but no one cares!”
38.The Holy Empire of ByzantIron Fist Consumerists“In hoc signo vinces”
39.The Holy Empire of Lady Child TimeIron Fist Consumerists“Lowering YOUR lifespan for you, so you don't have to.”
40.The Republic of KorviasLeft-Leaning College State“Knowledge is the key.”
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