The ProcrastiNationsWorld Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in The ProcrastiNations

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong MalibogAnarchy“Playtime should be all the time.”
2.The Black Peoples United Kingdom of EisendoriaDemocratic Socialists“Eisendoria is everything.”
3.The Holy Blue Empire of TokwaIron Fist Consumerists“Anak ng tokwa naman o.”
4.The Jingoistic States of GuanolandiaNew York Times Democracy“If it looks, smells & tastes like guano, it's guano!”
5.The Incorporated States of CorporatehiveestanDemocratic Socialists“All work, all the time”
6.The Free Pink Land of BarurotFather Knows Best State“We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...”
7.The Disputed Territories of Pitiable DwellersPsychotic Dictatorship“Pennies saved are pennies earned.”
8.The Republic of JPopLiberal Democratic Socialists“Each day is a verse in the song of life!”
9.The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo IngAuthoritarian Democracy“Wai doo dee shap entomi da mit”
10.The Federal Republic of VictimsMoralistic Democracy“HELP ME!!!!!!!!”
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