The Most Rebellious Youth in The ProcrastiNations
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong Malibog | Anarchy | “Playtime should be all the time.” | |
2. | The Black Peoples United Kingdom of Eisendoria | Democratic Socialists | “Eisendoria is everything.” | |
3. | The Holy Blue Empire of Tokwa | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Anak ng tokwa naman o.” | |
4. | The Jingoistic States of Guanolandia | New York Times Democracy | “If it looks, smells & tastes like guano, it's guano!” | |
5. | The Incorporated States of Corporatehiveestan | Democratic Socialists | “All work, all the time” | |
6. | The Free Pink Land of Barurot | Father Knows Best State | “We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...” | |
7. | The Disputed Territories of Pitiable Dwellers | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pennies saved are pennies earned.” | |
8. | The Republic of JPop | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Each day is a verse in the song of life!” | |
9. | The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo Ing | Authoritarian Democracy | “Wai doo dee shap entomi da mit” | |
10. | The Federal Republic of Victims | Moralistic Democracy | “HELP ME!!!!!!!!” |