The Fattest Citizens in The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago is ranked 665th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Pipe Smokers of Granger||Compulsory Consumerist State||“It is So Easy To Be Smart but a Struggle to be Wise”|
|2.||The Regular Customer of Barristaland||Anarchy||“We're in the caffeine delivery & addiction business!”|
|3.||The Freedom Fighters of Biker Mice||Moralistic Democracy||“Let's rock and ride!”|
|4.||The United Illogical Communities of Carli Jones Dairy||Left-Leaning College State||“Who the heck is Carli?”|
|5.||The Cranky Ole Coffee Shop Elder of Blackstool||Democratic Socialists||“Get off my lawn, you good-for-nothing kids!”|
|6.||The Oceanic Superstate of The State of Communism||Iron Fist Consumerists||“War is peace, freedom is slavery, ignorance is strength”|
|7.||The Regional Government of Portals||Moralistic Democracy||“Tout ira bien”|
|8.||The Chicago's Best Restaurateur of The Grand Puffle Republic||Civil Rights Lovefest||“What kind of fool am I?”|
|9.||The Gay Space Communists of The Holy Empire of Amxbx||Left-wing Utopia||“FULL AUTOMATION”|