The Parking LotWorld Census

The Most Avoided in The Parking Lot

Nations ranked highly are considered by many to be the most inhospitable, charmless, and ghastly places to spend a vacation, or, indeed, any time at all.

As a region, The Parking Lot is ranked 2,265th in the world for Most Avoided.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Colony of Six FlagsCapitalist Paradise“We Like To Party”
2.The People's State of North DizzleNew York Times Democracy“Providence Favors our Undertakings”
3.The United States of Trump Towers IICapitalist Paradise“10 feet higher!”
4.The Armed Republic of New StormhamerCorporate Police State“Wow, Such Storm, Much Hamer!”
5.The Community of January6thInoffensive Centrist Democracy“A Mostly Peaceful Protest”
6.The Kingdom of TrumplandNew York Times Democracy“Make America great again!”
7.The Federal Republic of ZabruolorNew York Times Democracy“Liberté, égalité, fraternité.”
8.The Holy Empire of PT-CruiserAuthoritarian Democracy“PT Stands for Part Two”