The Most Corrupt Governments in the Pacific
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 5,800th in the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
|1.||The Dominion of Teufelvolk||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Fight to the death!”|
|2.||The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Obey or die”|
|3.||The Glorious Kingdom of Flanderlion||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Dale before all. Eliminate the non-believers.”|
|4.||The Democratic People's Republic of Thomura||Psychotic Dictatorship||“The dawn is red”|
|5.||The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Better to overreact, than to regret it later.”|
|6.||The Social Darwinist Imperium of The Ascendant Hive||Iron Fist Consumerists||“What Crota began, I complete. My will... conquers all!”|
|7.||The V͔̞̟o͉̟̦͈i̫͖̹̠̰̝̙ͅd͔͚̫̫͝ ͜͠ of Mayo and Other Condiments||Iron Fist Consumerists||“[REDACTED]”|
|8.||The Perfect Nation of Newer Gehenna||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Praise to Dr.Sigmundus”|
|9.||The Esoteric Armed Forces of The Dunwich Dominion||Left-Leaning College State||“Anekh Brak Cthulhu”|
|10.||The Free State of Langersland||Iron Fist Consumerists||“The wise council? I had them lined up and shot.”|