The Most Ignorant Citizens in The North Pacific
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 14,807th in the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
|1.||The Kingdom of Merconitonitopia||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Vanity of Vanities, Saith the Preacher; All is Vanity”|
|2.||The Unified States of New Palimpsest||Psychotic Dictatorship||“If you can read this, you will be punished!”|
|3.||The Reaper of Lord Dominator||Compulsory Consumerist State||“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”|
|4.||The Territory of South Tussin||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Silli, Kokaiini ja Jäätelö”|
|5.||The Territory of Offal||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Posture, Poise, and Pomp.”|
|6.||The Kingdom of Marsolpavia||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Our lives to the One True King”|
|7.||The Territory of Effluvium||Democratic Socialists||“Viva Effluvium!”|
|8.||The Serene Deliberations of Yraipotnoj||Democratic Socialists||“One for All and All for Everyone”|
|9.||The Theoretical Liberty of Willing Ignorance||Corporate Police State||“Freedom at any price.”|
|10.||The Grand Felinocracy of Slugistan||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Kittens rule, puppies drool”|