The North PacificWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in The North Pacific

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The North Pacific is ranked 12,274th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Republic of Card Puppet 4Father Knows Best State“Motto”
22.The Second Best Fruit on Pizza of PineappleistaniaAnarchy“Honeydew is gross!”
23.The Rum Soaked Eldritch Horror of Blue Wolf IICorporate Bordello“DIE GAS PUMPER!”
24.The Ricky Spanish Easter Egg of ShibutaniFather Knows Best State“Ricky Spanish”
25.The Dictatorship of Yatoshia CorporationCapitalist Paradise“You Can't Stop Progress”
26.The Kingdom of LeadoriteCorrupt Dictatorship“Lead before all.”
27.The Republic of Greater UrovasAnarchy“Potissimum Aliud Logica”
28.The Seaside Kingdom of MuriasCompulsory Consumerist State“Irresistible and Inescapable”
29.The Fallen Empire of Otakus and WeebsIron Fist Consumerists“Oopsies”
30.The United Federation of DarkMondoriaCorporate Police State“Strength and Unity”
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