The New Old SouthWorld Census

The Most Primitive in The New Old South

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Confederacy of The GogglesIron Fist Consumerists“Deo Vindice”
2.The Principality of Southern WisdomInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Cuivis dolori remedium est patientia.”