The Fattest Citizens in The New Meritocracy
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The New Meritocracy is ranked 341st in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Radioactive Republic of Jasque | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you.” | |
2. | The Holy Meritocratic Republic of Argyres | Anarchy | “Fluctuat nec mergitur!” | |
3. | The Matriarchy of The Pole Dancers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Tip More for Better Service!” | |
4. | The D'deridex-Class WarBird of LegMiner10 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Romulus” | |
5. | The Free Republic of Frappuccino | Capitalist Paradise | “mmm... coffee” |