The New MeritocracyWorld Census

The Fattest Citizens in The New Meritocracy

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The New Meritocracy is ranked 341st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Radioactive Republic of JasqueCivil Rights Lovefest“Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you.”
2.The Holy Meritocratic Republic of ArgyresAnarchy“Fluctuat nec mergitur!”
3.The Matriarchy of The Pole DancersCivil Rights Lovefest“Tip More for Better Service!”
4.The D'deridex-Class WarBird of LegMiner10Iron Fist Consumerists“Romulus”
5.The Free Republic of FrappuccinoCapitalist Paradise“mmm... coffee”