The Fattest Citizens in The Maritimes
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, The Maritimes is ranked 7,596th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Dazzling Reflection of Blue Narcissus | Moralistic Democracy | “демократія” | |
| 2. |  The Yugoslav Federative Republic of Hrstrovokia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Права хришћанска земља” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Tower Road | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Life is good.” | |
| 4. |  The Loving Couple of -Thanks-To Them- | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Lumity” | |
| 5. |  The Childhood Memory of Chocolate Lake | Left-Leaning College State | “Peace” | |
| 6. |  The Tumbling Waves of Charlottetown Islanders | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The fiddle's incomplete without the dance.” | |
| 7. |  The Dominion of CFCY | Anarchy | “The Friendly Voice of the Maritimes” | |
| 8. |  The Federation of Celestine V | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 9. |  The Egg of Potatopelago New Brunswick Edition | Corrupt Dictatorship | “This is a place that Exists!” | |
| 10. |  The Water Horses of Each Uisge | Authoritarian Democracy | “Perpare for the ride of you life!” |
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