The World World Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in the World

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Anarchy of Blogotopia	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Why Did israel Kill Shireen Abu Akleh?”
2.	The Holy Empire of Tenkistan	Anarchy	“Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!”
3.	The Athenian Paradise of Otaku Stratus	New York Times Democracy	“Think, stupid!”
4.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
5.	The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles	Left-wing Utopia	“What goes around, comes around.”
6.	The Fiefdom of Lady Rose	Civil Rights Lovefest	“We are who we are: deal with it.”
7.	The Republic of MegaTokyo-3	Left-Leaning College State	“This is a theme to a fake revolution!”
8.	The Hippy State of Zerophix	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“Stick It To The Man, Maaan!”
9.	The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma	Left-wing Utopia	“You are only coming through in waves.”
10.	The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus	Anarchy	“Freedom Is The Right Of All Sentient Beings”

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