The HeartlandWorld Census

The Most Cheerful Citizens in The Heartland

The World Census shared cheeky grins with citizens around the world in order to determine which were the most relentlessly cheerful.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 842nd in the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Insultingly Invigorated Call of NasticDemocratic Socialists“Sempre Nāstic”
2.The Federal Republic of AerigiaDemocratic Socialists“Forever united, forever strong.”
3.The Grand Old Duchy of IneptiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Moderation In All Things”
4.The United Republic of East KlentLeft-wing Utopia“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”
5.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
6.The People's New Democracy of West Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Bless our democracy and our's only! (Or else!)”
7.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
8.The Kingdom of HerconiaLeft-wing Utopia“Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas”
9.The Dominion of Crystal PalaisScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”