The HeartlandWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in The Heartland

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, The Heartland is ranked 476th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of Crystal PalaisScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Cogito, ergo sum. [I think, therefore I am.]”
2.The Federal Republic of AerigiaDemocratic Socialists“Forever united, forever strong.”
3.The United Republic of East KlentLeft-wing Utopia“Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc”
4.The Insultingly Invigorated Call of NasticDemocratic Socialists“Sempre Nāstic”
5.The Kingdom of HerconiaLeft-wing Utopia“Libertas - Unitas - Faustitas”
6.The Democratic Territories of AustrivumLeft-Leaning College State“Forward.”
7.The Democratic United States of Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain.”
8.The People's New Democracy of West Kompa RuCorporate Bordello“Bless our democracy and our's only! (Or else!)”
9.The Grand Old Duchy of IneptiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Moderation In All Things”