The Glorious Nation of ArstotzkaWorld Census

The Nudest in The Glorious Nation of Arstotzka

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, The Glorious Nation of Arstotzka is ranked 1,266th in the world for Nudest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Elysium of KyklIron Fist Consumerists“We Will Flog You”
2.The Holy Empire of CarbilseLeft-Leaning College State“Lux aeterna”
3.The Republic of HARD JAZZIron Fist Consumerists“Thou mayest blow each other to bits”
4.The Nation of EusanPsychotic Dictatorship“ACHTUNG.”
5.The Depressing Hellscape of JallialaPsychotic Dictatorship“Freedom is oppression”