The Global Democratic Union World Census

The Smartest Citizens in The Global Democratic Union

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, The Global Democratic Union is ranked 1,280^th in the world for Smartest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Technocratic Military State of Goldgamia	Left-Leaning College State	“For Democracy”
2.	The Grand Empire of The Democratic Legion	Left-Leaning College State	“May the Dynasty last a thousand years more”
3.	The Republic of Freechesta	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Peace, prosperity oh almighty God”
4.	The Peoples United States of Hitistan	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Follow our leaders, protect our people”
5.	The Great Heaven Empire of Oh well we have problems	Iron Fist Consumerists	“We may do well”
6.	The Democratic Republic of Arisver	Left-wing Utopia	“Sursum”
7.	The United Tribal Dominion of Krishnama	New York Times Democracy	“They may take our lives but not our spirits!”
8.	The United Socialist States of Slavenka	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Down with capitalism!”