The Smartest Citizens in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Ivy League University of Cornell | Left-wing Utopia | “Where any person can find instruction in any study.” | |
2. | The Empire of Imperial Georgia | Free-Market Paradise | “Patience makes the heart grow fonder.” |