The Flying Spaghetti Monster LandsWorld Census

The Smartest Citizens in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Ivy League University of CornellLeft-wing Utopia“Where any person can find instruction in any study.”
2.The Empire of Imperial GeorgiaFree-Market Paradise“Patience makes the heart grow fonder.”